Wow.  Let's see.  So I moved to Florida, wound up homeless for a month (though we did meet some folks who let us live with them after an unfortunate incident in the trailer park; thank you, A. and P. for your hospitality...you really saved us), had to come back, wound up $300 in debt to my bank and about $275 in debt to State Farm.  Paid those debts off with my tax refund and was broke.  Have been broke ever since, and am now 7 months pregnant with WW4, courtesy of the not-so-sterile-after-all WW3.

I'm living in an 18' camper with no running water until we can, hopefully, move into a trailer on Sugar Camp.  How to pay the bills with no money remains a mystery to be dealt with when the time comes.

All I can think about is highly alcoholic eggnog and Philips screwdrivers made with refreshing Sunny D and delicious Skyy.  I suppose that makes me an alcoholic after all, who knew?  (That was sarcasm, kiddies....  I think we've all noticed my drinking problem by now.  Hell, I can count the weeks I was sober last year on one hand.)  Two more months, plus a few weeks for c-section recovery, and I can get completely shitfaced for a weekend.  I've earned it.

So, any medical transcriptionists out there who can recommend a good online school?  As in an online school you, yourself, attended?  Because I'm finding dick in regards to decent courses, and these sites won't tell me what I actually have to take.  Kinda pisses me off, y'might say.

Much as I'd love to upload some new art, I couldn't find my Wacom and there's no room for Photoshop CS2 on this computer.  So, for those of you who actually enjoy my art for whatever ridiculous reasons, I'm sorry that none will be forthcoming until the day I magically win the lottery, inherit a shitload of money from a relative I didn't even know I had, or start cleverly robbing banks dressed as Santa Claus, thereby accumulating the necessary funds to buy a car so I can drive to a store that actually sells laptops and purchase one.

In other words, I'll probably never upload anything again.  While we're dreaming, let's pretend I can buy a digital camera the same day I get that laptop.  Hell, let's pretend I can afford a pack of cigarettes, which in WV are a low $3.60/pack.  Yeah.  I'm that broke.  The brokest of the broke.

Happy Halloween early.  I'm too bulbous in the belly region to fit my slutty pirate costume, and where would I wear it to anyway with no ride and no friends?  At least I didn't get fat during my pregnancy.  Given that I lost 12 pounds in the early months puking 4-13 times a day, the 11 pounds I just gained in the past two months means I've only lost a single pound this entire pregnancy.  And actually, like 4 pounds of that 11 is baby, plus what...2 or 3 for the pee my kid's sloshing around in?  I don't understand how women blow up like balloons when they're knocked up.  I tried eating like a hog, it didn't do me a damn bit of good.  I just felt bloated and waddled a lot and couldn't gain an ounce.  Maybe there's a trick to it.  The chicks I know who blew up ate a lot of fast food, which obviously I can't afford or even get to since we have no fast food restaurants within 45 miles.  I think that's the trick.

Anyway.  Pregnancy sucks, I don't recommend it.  It leads to vomiting, passing out, cracking one's skull, going deaf randomly with or without passing out, being in near-constant agony (okay, that's just my crooked spine talking; you probably won't deal with this problem), and being unable to fit your clothes.

However, I do recommend Florida, homelessness, and getting drunk on the weekends.  These are all good things that make beautiful memories.  I also recommend making awesome art while drunk and/or homeless, particularly if you have a digital camera and a gorgeous view of the early morning ocean.  I'd sell a lung and a kidney, and hell, a leg too, if I could move to stable housing in Florida for the next year or so.  Provided I have a car in this fantasy.  Gotta get to the beach, man, that's the whole point.

Enough rambling for now.  I have paid surveys to waste my life on to earn a lousy $20 in 2 or 3 weeks.